Short dresses & skirts are undeniably comfortable. There’s a freeing sense to them, but at the same time you don’t want to be flashing anyone, so along comes the constant vag checking. Without even thinking about it, my hand is constantly hovering over my ass to make sure nothing is popping out. I guess I could just wear some pants, but a dress is just so much easier. You don’t have to be worried about WHAT MATCHES WHAT, blah blah blah.

Thinking on it again, I suppose someone catching a glimpse of panties is less damaging than the actual vag. It’s not really any different than seeing panties on shelves in stores, except for the fact that I’m wearing them. I’m sure in other countries they don’t care as much.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I leave for Germany in..two days. AH! My laundry is going right now, I still need a wall charger for my ipod, and I need a pair of jeans. Shit.